Today I had to have a blood test that I then discovered also asked for a urine test.
I’ve been tired and had a sore throat for a while so it’s always lovely to wake up, not eat anything or drink coffee, fight with the whole family, drop the kids off to school and then have a blood test at 9 am.
The blood test was going well. The man was quite chatty perhaps bordering on flirty.
Then in the same flirty talk he asked if I thought I might be able to provide a urine sample.
I said yes and he flirtatiously gave me a jar, a bag and 2 wipes and told me how to use them.
It felt a tad odd.
I personally am going to go out on a small limb and suggest that flirting and urine samples don’t mix.
Actually nothing should mix with the urine sample and you should make sure that the lid is on very tight and you should make sure you take a long time washing your hands.
Blood collecting of course can be seriously flirty in a “this will only hurt while it’s going in” vampirish way.
But urine collecting? Nope. Never.
Due to the nature of my brain it have spent far too much time today thinking of other jobs where flirting could be considered of poor taste.
Obviously an undertaker shouldn’t flirt with their clients.
Mainly because they can’t flirt back and the clients that are still alive are probably not in a receptive headspace.
Medical practitioners performing any procedures that involve the mentioning and or collecting of bowel movements.
Well that’s actually all I can think of right now.
Maybe you’ve got some more no-go flirting professions?
Me? Well I’m just rest up and milk my tiredness for all I can.
#passmethenetflix (and coffee in bed).